Silly stupid things I've said that I care to share.

-" I'll turn down your bed. 'Cause you know, it's up too high." ( not referring to the distance between it and the ground, but rather making a stupid comment on his loudness)

- " Lee's a little hoarse" followed by, quietly to myself " He's a pony" and yes, I did make the tiny motion with my fingers

- After Randy and I both expressed interest in obtaining our own Waynes, after Jen was bragging about hers " We need to find a fountain of Wayne"

Yes, yes, I'm a dork, but at least an amusing dork.

Ooo.. and the explanation for ALL the Easter candy being gone was " Well ____ ate his right away, and then I let him have the others for dessert." So in less than 12 hours and individual ate about 10-15 Hershey's miniatures, 10-15 solid chocolate 2 oz. eggs, 2 crispy bunnys, 10 caramel filled chocolate eggs, 2-3 peanut butter eggs, 10-15 peanut butter cups, and 4-6 chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. While this is not unusual for most of us ( certainly not me) WE are responsible for what we eat, while I am responsible for what the individual eats, and when he gains weight I have to explain why!

Well... I suppose...