( and other innapropriate things to do at a funeral)
St. Margaret
So, my mother and I went to a funeral today for her Aunt Margaret. ( Hence the picture of St. Margaret) This spawned the following list of Innapropriate things to do at a funeral/in a church.
1. Swearing aloud.
2. Fantasizing about the cute funeral director.
3. Discussing the 3rd reader's chest and the fact that you could see a little more of her than you should have.
4. Giggling because singing in Latin is hard, but fun.
5. Talking about how in fact the communion wine was quite good, and wanting more.
6. Laughing about the proper thing to say after communion ( Mom once told me to say " Danka Schoen)
7. Talking during the prayers, gospels, readings, etc.
8. Pondering what she is doing with him.
Well..... I suppose.....
4 comments:
i believe you might be the master of inappropriate things. not just at funerals, but in general...
yeah, I swear in church sometimes ... then I catch myself and feel a little guilty. But that guilt doesn't stop me from doing it again.
way to give a shout out to st. margaret :o).
Alas! We were never meant to be. But if I ever have a sex change and come to loathe Steve Carell / IHH, I'll let you know ; )
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