Friday, October 06, 2006

Things that amuse me #2
1. When lyrics in song make you giggle because they sound dirty, but aren't ( Such as Sarah MacLachlan " There's noone left to finger)
2. That I will do anything to avoid studying, such as designing memorial cards for people who have been dead for over 80 years.
3. Scrolling through other people's lists of friends on facebook, and finding people you know and demanding they be your friend.
4. Katie Devitt's blog.
5. The silly way the next door neighboor ran yesterday. ( on his tippy toes)
6. That I still don't know how to spell neighboor and am too lazy to look it up.
7. That the other day at K-Mart I bought a bottle of Tide and 18 rolls of toilet paper. Yep, that's all. And the check-out person had to be a cute boy, and make me all self-conscious.
8. That I haven't put the toilet paper away, so it is just all sitting on the floor next to the toilet.
9. That I'm sitting here blogging, instead of going to sleep, as I have an exam tomorrow.
10. How many I have put on here, only to delete them.
11. That Breanne has picked up on my catch phrase. I find that terribly amusing!
12. That everyone has the same reaction when I tell them I had duck tacos at the extravagnaza. "What?"
13. That I lust after a pastor.
14. How often I write about cute boys and that like. ( p.s. HOT boy at Fendt's today. I wanted to say something dirty about sausage, but didn't)
15. That I changed the adjective about the Fendt's boy from cute to hot, and said aloud " Fuck cute, he was hot"
Well... I suppose......

2 comments:

Jenny said...

ahhh John. You make me laugh every time.

Anonymous said...

wow, thank you, i made it on the list twice now! you realize, however, that if there ever comes a time when i'm not on your "things that amuse me" list, i will know that i suck tremendously and will probably discontinue blogging because of my failure. this is just too much pressure!