I hate when commercials for scary movies come on at night when I am watching tv, because they totally freak me out, and then it's dark, and late, and scary, and I get just a little freaked out. Stupid TV!
I love how much Family Guy rips on Meg.
The recycling man today was cute, and I wanted to run after him and say something dirty. Like " Can I sort your recyclables?" or " Recycle me" or something equally dirty. I think it's the uniform thing.
I keep hitting a piece of broken glass on the floor with my foot, which I know is probably cutting my foot right now, and I will probably be lazy or forget to pick it up, and I will go through this later this week again.
Well... I suppose...
5 comments:
1. I didn't know the "uniforms are hot" thing also worked on jumpsuits.
2. The other day I saw a picture of someone using a blue plastic recycling bin as a sled. Awesome!! It could be the new urban kite flying.
3. Speaking of pickup lines, Jenny told me a great one earlier today: If I were an enzyme I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I deleted my last comment because I thought of a better pickup line to give you.
You should have asked him if you could bag him like he bags those recyclables.
Ok, I'm done now.
Dude C-Bone they're not jumpsuits, they are overalls! Big difference. Thanks for the pick-up lines!
my mistake
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