Neuroses
So, since Courtney shared her neurotic behavior ( and since I have established I am not original) I've decided to share mine.
-Whenever I am backing my car out of the garage, I have to be in the car with the engine running and the doors locked before I will open the door. Why?, you may ask. Well the answer is quite simple my dears. This way if the living dead are waiting outside the garage, I will be safe and can simply just back out really fast and drive away, rather then trying desperately to get in the car, lock the door and start the car with the living dead surronding me. Yes, when I pull the car in, I also won't get out of the car until the garage door is down.
- I get extrememly nervous when shopping. I will not ask where something is if I can not find it. I will scour the store, and only ask if I really really need it. Otherwise I will simply go with out. I also will get nervous if I am in an aisle and more than 4 other people are in the aisle with me. I usually have to leave until some leave, or I will leave the store altogether if there are too many people. I also hate when the employees try to "help" me and will mutter under my breath " Oh God, please don't ask if you can help me" while trying to avoid them at all costs. They also make me nervous.
-Touching again on the nervousness factor, when I am driving some place and I am not entirely sure where I am, and where I need to go, I will get extremely nervous, wringing my hands, breathing heavily and my heart will race. However, when I don't really have a destination on mind, I will giggle when I am lost. I don't quite get it.
Well.... I suppose.....
3 comments:
I also fear the undead. I get extremely nervous if I go to the mall during the Christmas shopping season because the hordes of people there tend to take on zombie characteristics. This is why Amazon is my best friend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but should you decide to leave your house when the undead rise from the earth, you're pretty screwed from the get go. You'll run for a while, eventually meeting joining up with a handful of other survivors and forming a ragtag group of borderline-psychotic but well-armed resistance fighters. You'll make your last stand at some isolated structure which is quickly surrounded by an ever-expanding horde of zombies. Then you'll plot a daring escape to a neighboring state/country, which we are ultimately left to assume is a failure.
Unless it's Shawn of the Dead. Has anybody else seen that best-of-all zombie flicks?
I tried to leave a comment like this earlier, but I was thwarted by Google's new log-in scheme...that or you failed to approve me comment, John.
Your reasoning is quite correct. Shaun of the Dead (note spelling) is a GREAT movie. I Love it. So funny. As you can tell I watch too many Zombie flicks ( I just watched Land of the Dead last night, at midnight of course)
Great synopsis of the basic plots. You were thwarted by Google and not me. I would never not approve one of your comments.
(Also, I love how you used me instead of my)
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