Since making lists for my posts are easy and fun, here is another go round.
Things I worry about...
-That I will slip getting out of the shower and fall and either die, or injure myself thus either having an ambulance come get me while I am naked and wet, or having someone find me dead, naked and wet.
-I will get tired of my beard and shave it off before I use my passport, thus making me being terribly nervous whenever I use it and having to explain why I no longer have a beard.
- That stupid "Fergie" is being taken seriously as a musician.
- That I will prematurely wrinkle on my face because I forget to moisturize.
-That I have thinning hair!!!!
- I will die without ever kissing a firefighter.
- That you will all be disapointed because this list is not longer.
-Also that I spelled disapointed wrong.
Well... I suppose....
5 comments:
what is up with fergie being taken seriously as a musician? how can anyone be taken seriously when they rap about needing a witness for their fitness? LAME
She needs a witness for her fitness because her body's staying vicious.
I think maybe it's a universal fear that you will slip in the shower and someone will have to find you naked. I worry about that too. Or that there will be a fire while I'm sleeping and I'll end up standing outside in the cold in my underwear or something.
needing emergency care in the shower has always worried me too, but i forgot until this very moment that i'd be naked. this has elevated my fear substantially. thank you.
Jen, funny story!!!
So my sister's friend Laura lives in a duplex, and she wakes up to a fireman banging on the door. The fireman says " Get out! Your house is on fire" to which Laura retorts " I think you have to wrong house, my house is not on fire" and closes the door. So the fireman busts it down and is all " Get out" so she says, " well just wait" and goes in to the bedroom to get some clothes on, the fireman is not happy about this. But she does and gets the baby and her husband out and they are standing there about an hour later ( the house was actually not on fire, but the garage next to it was) and they couldn't go back in and the fireman says to her " Do you want me to get him something to wear?" gesturing to her husband who is holding their baby daughter. Well, Laura thinks the fireman is talking about the girl who is wearing just a diaper and get angry and says " My DAUGHTER is just fine" and the fireman says " No, him" and that's when she notices her husband is standing there, in hust his underwear. So funny.
Also, I many times don't sleep with any clothes on at all, and sorta worry that if there is a fire that I will have to stand outside with only a sheet on, but then I remember I will have to worry more about if I can't use the stairs that I will have to bust out one of the windows downstairs to squeeze my fat ass through. Oh yea, that and the cute firemen will see me all fat and nasty with little to no clothes on.
Katie, we just missed each other!
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