Questions!

-WHO lets a 60 year old man sit outside in 45 degree weather?

-WHAT does Ruth expect to accomplish from writing every little thing she does in the staff log? Examples are " Tanya and Eric, I mopped the floor." " Tanya and Eric, I took the cardboard home to recycle it." " Tanya and Eric, I cleaned out the drawers in the bathroom." I honestly have to restrain myself from writing " Ruth, would you like a cookie?"

-WHERE did all the Easter candy go?! Easter was just yesterday, three baskets of candy should not be consumed by three people in 12 hours!

-WHEN will all the open positions finally be filled?

-WHY does the dryer have to buzz 7 separate times over the course of 5 minutes to tell us it's done? One or two would suffice. After that you come off needy.

-HOW hard is it to tell the difference between a dress shirt and a pajama top?

Well... I suppose....

P.S. Is it bad that to keep Cooper from crying when I leave, that I give him a treat? Will this develop into a feeling of hunger whenever I leave like Pavlov? Will he become an emotional eater? Is this a start of an eating disorder?