Yes, my dears, I am attending a wedding today. For those of you who know the bride and groom, you know the story, and I won't elaborate. For those of you who don't, I won't elaborate, in the off chance that a member of the bridal party may stumble across this page, and be offended. Let's just let it rest with this, it's going to be an interesting wedding!

I will be attired like the man in the above picture, suit and tie ( although mine will be red, not striped). While yes, I may have wanted to attend in a gorgeous light green number ( actually the mother of the groom's dress is almost perfect), and I will attend in men's clothing. However, I do want to be big pimpin', so I will be dressed to the nines, including gold tie clip from the 40's, and slightly gaudy gold and diamond ring from the 70's. Both accessories not mine, however, you inherit wonderful things when people you love pass away. The tie clip amusingly reads " Frank and Vic", however this piece of jewlery was not screaming Man on Man back in the day, rather it's just a testament that Victoria is very hard to fit on a 1 inch gold heart in flowing script. The tie clip is from Victoria's first marriage, while the ring is from her 3rd husband, Sadly, I have nothing from the 2nd marriage, as he died 8 months after the union was sanctified( well, I do have a photograph of him in his coffin, but this does not go well with my tie. The colors clash.)

Is it ok, that the man pictured above is a cousin ( albiet very distant), and I find him terribly attractive. However, never fear, he has left this world for the next, quite a while ago, about 23 years.

Well.... I suppose.....