Alas, the 5th annual camping trip has come to an end. And what an end eh? Nothing says finality, than raging winds, torrential rains, and packing up your shit at 3 a.m. What follows is the camping log in all it's glory. Well, what is missing is the musty smell as it got thoroughly soaked in the "Hurricane Barbara" ( Any better ideas for naming the storm?)



Camping Day

-Deer runs into post ( Sorry Mike)
- Circle of Death ( 8/8/07 Rules) Aka Big Poppa Rules

2 Take Give
3 “ “
4 “ “
5Guys
6 Chicks
7 Social
8 Never have I ever….. (x4)
9 Rhyme
10 Categories
J thumbmaster
Q question
K Make a rule
A Waterfall

11:13 Nate blames lighting for sucking @ Thumbmaster (and steroids)

11:30 Brent thinks Ashley is cheating (Twice)

11:31 Jenny cheats

11:45 Jenny forgot the rules

11:50 Nate cheats

- Midnight passes and it becomes Thursday)

1:10 Ashley recalls bike wipeout story and then says poop

1:15 Second deer runs into post. God Damnit.

1:20Ashley establishes peeing hole
Nate finally said something funny

1:51 Crazy people wander around the campsite

It’s actually 1 a.m.
Nate was wrong.
Hate, Ash, and Jenny think think neighbor sight in fully of seriale killers ( that sentence was typed as written. I noticed the spelling and grammatical errors)

2:00 a.m. Ashley calls Nate Hitler. He and continues to talk about gorillas.

2:15 a.m. Nate talked about how gorillas are awesome

2:16 Ash hated ZOOS!

4:00 a.m. Nate and Ashley lose canoe paddle and search of hours.

2:45 Randy, John, and Miranda arrive and set-up camp. Join Brent and Nate in the “flowage” with chairs and cooler full of beer.

Note- Randy, John and Miranda have a wonderful adventure on the way to “Buck Naked State Park”. Visit many giant fiberglass animals including cows and pink elephants wearing spectacles. The highlight of visiting the second giant cow (and photographing it), was the Endlenbach’s Cheese Chalet, dancing with cheese and sausage, and buying vast amounts of cheese. Also shopped at a garage sale run by an octogenarian who was selling vintage tampons. Miranda bought the feather fan that proved to be invaluable, and John bought a giant rosary.

7:00 Grocery Shopping. Copious amounts of beer and food are bought. Concept of Thanksgiving in August is created.

There was morning, and then there was the evening. The 3rd Day.

Friday.

8:00 Randy and Ash shotgun beer.

8:21 Randy drinks beer by the shot to determine volume of shotglass. (Bananas!)

8:42 Responsible Randy makes proclamation “ No more than 6 oz. Of vodka in the next 2 hours!”

8:43 Randy makes 3 oz. Screwdriver.

8:45 Randy takes off sweater of responsibility but offer to take of Nate in.

9:03 Nate starts making a comeback.

9:04 Randy(ar) has open fly

9:05 Randy tells creepy ass “shit geyser”. Term coined by Nate, don’t forget to send to Webster’s.

9:10 Randy chastises his own pussy drinking.

9:11 Randy finishes screwdriver

9:12 Randy makes coffee and butterscotch

9:13 “Jenny is a horrendous bitch” –Courtney

9:15 We’re at a level Yellow Randar alert. The National Randar Association ( The NRA) issues Randar watch because conditions are ripe for Randar sightings. Signs of Randar include, but are not limited to, Wearing only a shovel, Excessive mud baths, “ It’s only takes 5 seconds to say Fuck you”.

If you see a Randar, don’t approach it. Throw a drink at it, and run like hell. –Nate.

9:26 Randy finished booze coffee.

9:27 Randy(ar) getting louder.

9:30 Responsible Randy make brief appearance.

9:31 Randar says “ Go fuck yourself”

9:34 Randar has great idea ( and actually it is) LUNCHBOXES!

9:35 Lunchbowl invented by Brent

9:40 Unconfirmed sightings of Randar. “Elevated Watch”
Randar has lunchbox

9:42 Randy exceeds drink limit in one hour. Randar has second lunchbox.
Randar “ move the butterscotch away from the orange juice before someone
Confuses it with the Amaretto” “You mean someone else” “ Yes”

9:43 John and Miranda have an idea. Recycled Tampon paper = Tampaper
Recycled Pads- Pad O’ Paper

9:45 Randar on an adventure with Ashley

9:46 Randar stumbles…… a little

9:47 Randar can still do math

9:48 “ Fuck you and your Goddamn decimals”

9:49 Randar counts back from 100 by increments of 7

9:54 Sun comes out!!!

9:55 Radio kinda works

9:56 Ghetto Jenny comes out

10 O’clock Randy savors last drops of allocated booze. Responsible Randy says “ No drinking for an hour”

10:20 Mirandar comes out.

10:22 Randy’s fly is open, while story about strippers, a.k.a. performers, gave him an erection.

10:23 Courtney “ You’re so fucking drunk”
Randar- “I’m drunk, I’m about 5 drinks away from so fucking drunk”

10:40 Miranda and John swap funny death stories, and try to find the worst way to tell family someone has died. “ Hey remember how many kids you have” “ 3?” “ actually it’s 2 now”

11:05 Franizia stands. * See pictures
Mirandar originates and does 2 more. Courtney does one. Mikey P does one and for a brief moment of time devil possesses his soul and manifests himself in his eyes. One for Randy and One for John.

- Clear liquid
- Erupt Pus
- Lance
( Ashley’s notes on how to lance the enormous fucking blister on knee)
- Yes, Uncle Jimmy says there are ground bee’s! Stay away from Silver Bee’s! Bald faced hornets very nasty.

Unsuccessful attempt at freezing bee by Randy, Brent, and Nate. Attempt fails, results in broken winged bee.

Fucking scary Ashley emerges. We are frightened.

Miranda and John flip the canoe twice. Miranda and John say “Fuck that” and walk off into the flowage with the cooler, and have a picnic on the beach. Much is shared, and it is great. ( Miranda is reading the log out loud and says “ Miranda is shared and it is great” Hmm… Freudian slip?)

Mirandar and John come back to butterscotch lunchboxes, and it is great.
The written camping ends. Please send your remembrances and a revised and updated log will be posted. Things to jog your memory. Rickshaws, Hurricane Barbara, Sexy Partys, Death Metal Elvira, Chairs in the “ Flowage”, John’s new tampons fetish. “ It only takes 5 seconds to say fuck you.” Belligerent Randar demanding others shotgun beer to proves his own sobriety, those Kayak punks, etc.