Why?
-Won't Patrick just give in and be my e-mail boyfriend? He's only 21 years older than me.
- Don't I drink rum and watch The Golden Girls more often? It's fun and amusing
-Can't I control my terrible eating habits? I don't want to be a fat ass anymore.
- Am I so damn lonely? Why can't I find someone to be with me?
-Can't I find my big white plaster cross? It can't have just disappeared. But it's not on the wall anywhere...
- Did my sister insist on getting the address for this blog? I'm not sure I want her reading it.
- Am I still up? I am tired and need to get to bed.
- Is Steve Howey only sometimes attractive?
Well.. I suppose.....
2 comments:
I often ask myself those same questions. Well, except for the part about a guy 21 years my senior and the boss thing. I love my boss. However, we should utilize some of our sexiness and find some boyfriends.
who is steve howly? wanna meet in chicago for new year's eve? we could drink rum and watch the golden girls. that would rock. boyfriends are overrated...masterbation is not.
hugs,
j
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