Things were learned this New Year's

-Shotgunning beers on a very cold deck at night - not a good idea.

-Indeed, it apparently is possible to get lost in a bathroom, causing the need for you to bang on the wall's (breaking the mirror) while shouting "Jen, I can't get out, JEN! JEN!"

-Drinking Checker's will always lead to someone's downfall.

-Beer Slush is not that bad.

- The only way to look classy when taking the garbage out at 3 a.m., is with a cigarette in one hand, and a bottle of Asti in the other.

- When Ashley is pissed off, all champagne flutes should be removed from her immediate area, lest she takes one, and smashes it on the glass checkerboard.

-5 people can drink 44 cans of beer in a short amount of time.

Well... I suppose....