Because everyone is apologizing, I've decided to list all the things that I am NOT sorry for.

I am not sorry for stealing the napkin from that damn mexican resturant ( what the hell was it called?) that we went to, because that woman would NOT ask me what I wanted to drink. For real, what was the deal, she asked everyone else, and skipped me!

I am not sorry cutting that person off on I-94 a month or two ago, becuase you refused to let me pass. bastard.

I'm really not that sorry for throwing up behind Sandy's truck outside the bar. At least it wasn't on her truck.

I'm not sorry that I've started hiding behind the curtain and staring at the recycling man. He's really cute.

I'm not sorry for never sending in my so called "pledge" to the Wisconsin Profesional Police Associated. I only said yes so you would hang up, and I don't know how you got my name and number in the first place.

I'm not sorry for giggling in church after thinking impure thoughts about one of the ushers. I don't like that church, and since I am not a member, I don't feel I have to act in an appropriate matter.

I'm not sorry for how drunk I got at my uncle's wedding. ( I am a little sorry I guess, because the room was spinning when I went to bed)

I am not sorry for all the times I've not answered my phone and/or pretended not to be home when someone called that I didn't want to talk to. Really, I'm not.


Well....I suppose.....