I love how I am both a typical man and a typical woman.
Typical man
- I grew my beard. It's so a man thing to do, especially at my age. It's when for some reason a switch turns on in a man's head that is like " Hey, I need to grow hair on my face." It's like this thing we need to do to prove we are a man, like not ask for directions, and hide our feelings.
- I totally want a motorcycle. Also a big man thing. We have the urge to drive around with little or no protection between us and the road.
Typical woman
-I LOVE shopping. I went shopping for a new outfit the other day ( for my date) and I had a wonderful time. I bought a new sweater, jeans, and shoes. I had a great time trying on different clothes, and talking aloud to myself in the dressing room " God, I'm so fat" "These pants totally look green" "This shirt makes me look shlumpy" and the like.
- Along with the shopping, I am completely in the mood for a makeover. I want to do my hair again ( but I need to get to Madison to buy Henna), and get a bunch of new clothes ( which I'm going to go to the thrift store tomorrow), and the like. I'm really excitied about it.
-Also, I sew, needlepoint, and scrapbook. 'Nuff said.
Well... I suppose....
2 comments:
so you talking to yourself in the dressing room is funny enough. but when you say those things in a "john voice" it makes it about ten times funnier. we totally need to girl talk. we'll have to work it out. maybe it would make a really good excuse for you to come visit us...
you should just post all the details of your date ... we're all waiting to hear every single thing that happened.
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