I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me......

So, yes I have to admit, that while I didn't actually make a resolution to lose weight

(Well, actually I didn't make any resolutions this year)

I did buy a recumbent bike,

I put it together myself,

aren't you proud of me?

Something I did find amusing though,

on the cover of the booklet that comes with the bike,

explaining how to put it together,

and how it use it,

It states " Weight on this product should not exceed 250 lbs."

Umm...Hello... Who do you think is buying this?

Those skinny bitches wearing those skintight outfits,

that bike all the time?

They are that skinny for a reason.

They get their asses out of the house and ride in the real world.

I bought this at Wal-Mart.

Now we all now what kind of people shop at Wal-Mart.

Poor fat people,

like me.

Who more than likely,

exceed

250 lbs.

That's why

we bought

the damn bike,

in

the first

place!

Well... I suppose....

P.S. I did purposely but this post in the center aligned format business. I think it looks like a really terribly haiku. I like it.